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Nature Bites Back
Jun. 5th, 2020 03:59 am "I hate nature"" says spider, zipping up hos pants after taking a massive piss.
"Oh you hate nature huh?"
Spider turns around. Its someky the bear!
"S-ssmok-"
Smokey backhands the bastard, sending him flying.
He asjusts his hat, chewing on a big fucking cigar (its a gummy candy dont worry). The wind whistles through his fur and a hawk shrieks overhead. "That's mr smokey to you, you little bitch
